Obamadamus Wins Endorsement

We are delighted to announce that on May 5, 2008, Swift Boat Soothsayers for Truth will endorse Obamadamus as “Grand Prognosticator of the Year.” This newly created award from Swift Boat Soothsayers recognizes “not only accuracy but also perspicaciousness in truth-seeking revelations about the false idols and dark forces that threaten our great nation.”

Swift Boat Soothsayers for Truth made history in 2004 when they revealed the ugly secret about then Democratic Presidential Nominee, John F. Kerry: he was a Catholic sleeper agent bent on destroying American from the inside out. Through their noble efforts, they were able to save the country from falling into the hands of a non-evangelical tyrant as they helped share the truth with America.

Obamadamus has been inspired by Swift Boat Soothsayers’ selfless efforts and hope we, too, can accomplish the same dramatic results when it comes to blanketing America with the eye-opening truth about this election’s dire threat: Barack Obama. “We predict that in the coming months, Obamadamus will continue to shine a cleansing light on the murk and filth of this process," SBS4T will say. "No one reads the tea leaves like Obamadamus.”



Wow. We can only hope to live up to such praise. Stay tuned, dear truth-seekers, as Obamadamus continues to fight the good fight, day and night, not just for you, but for all of America.