Obama to Convert U.S. into 'Paradise City'

Joey Leone has a dirty job. He's the guy who pumps human waste from RVs and buses. "Hey," he says, "somebody's gotta do it. Why not me?" That's very American of you, Joey, and Obamadamus thanks you for your service.

On a recent rainy (Super) Tuesday, the Obama campaign bus pulled into his station to be off-loaded. Joey's not a very political guy, so it doesn't matter to him whether he pumps Donkey poo or Elephant crap. But as he was hooking up his system, he heard music inside the bus. And not just any music -- "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses.

"It never occurred to me until I found your website," Joey wrote, "but if you listen to those lyrics, it sounds like something straight out of the Koran."

Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Oh, won't you please take me home?

We never thought about it, either, Joey, and we're all-seeing, all-knowing prognosticators. Sounds like a jihadi's dream come true, doesn't it? He may as well be listening to Kat Stevens.

So there you have it. More proof that Obama is a Muslim sleeper agent bent on making America into his own Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls wear burkas.