Obama Reincarnated from Stalin

Edwin Dillerd of Pensacola, Florida, is a hard-working Pest Control Specialist, a father of two, and an avid Civil War Recreationist. Dillerd has risen quickly through the ranks of the Gulf Coast Confederacy’s First Division, and at 35, is the youngest man in the organization’s history to reach the rank of General, routinely taking on the role of the great Robert E. Lee, himself. Mr. Dillerd has a unique view on how he has so quickly acquired his now legendary battlefield acumen. He claims to have been reincarnated.

Despite serving as a Deacon at the First Methodist Church of Pensacola, Dillerd believes his soul has inhabited the bodies of hundreds of warriors throughout history. He can sketch the landscape from the Battle of Agincourt (1415 A.D) in uncannily precise detail, though he has never visited France, and can’t even find it on a map. He was promoted to black belt in Kung-Fu after only one week of study, then defeated his sensei in a match two days later, and now teaches sword fighting to inner-city kids in an after school program. Dillerd keeps a vivid dream journal, jotting down quotes, and sketching scenes, figures, and weapons from historical clashes he has never studied (he claims to not like reading much, and is a high school drop-out).

It was one of Dillerd’s most vivid recurring dreams that recently drove him to contact Obamadamus and share his story. Dillerd claims that in his most recent life, he was a soldier in the Russian Army: “After World War I, I was a body guard for some guy named Troutsky (sic.). In my dream, I helped him escape an ambush from these terrorist types, but was captured and tortured to death in a dungeon. This guy, Stalin, was in the room the whole time grilling me and directing the torture, and I swear, he looked just like Obama with a moustache. I have no doubt that Barrack Obama is Stalin reincarnated. My soul knows his soul.”

Mr. Dillerd was kind enough to send this astonishing sketch from his dream journal.

So, Obama is not only a Muslim sleeper agent bent on destroying America from the inside out, he’s also a COMMUNIST Muslim sleeper agent bent on destroying America from the inside out. Wake up America, and see the signs before it’s too late.