Obama And the Other White Meat

Jeb Ruddy operates “The Happy Pig” bbq stand at the Iowa State Fair. Using his father’s secret bbq sauce recipe and 100% mesquite wood fires, Ruddy serves up pulled pork sandwiches and spare ribs to thousands of state fair goers each year—well, thousands of fair goers minus one.

“All the candidates come through to my stand,” Ruddy noted. “We got a pretty good reputation in these parts.” What happened when Obama came through, glad-handing and talking about the wonders of corn-based ethanol?

“I had a pork sandwich all ready to go,” Ruddy told Obamadamus. According to Ruddy, Obama lifted off the bun and noticed it was pork inside. Then he handed the sandwich off to an aide.

Obama was the only candidate at the fair to refuse to eat a pork sandwich from Ruddy’s stand. Later, he allegedly was seen enjoying a tofu dog and a falafel sandwich. “I’m pretty sure he said, ‘I don’t dig on swine’ when he tossed away my sandwich.”

Swine, indeed. All just further proof Obama is a Muslim sleeper agent bent on destroying America from the inside out.