In the lead-up to the Super Bowl, Obama was often asked who he was pulling for in the big game. "I'm a Bears fan," he always responded. When pressed, he said he didn't have a preference between the Patriots and the Giants, and simply hoped for a good game.
Jasper Crenshaw, a construction foreman, semi-professional archer, and Chevy truck driver from Boise, Idaho, recently wrote in with this analysis:
"Obama wouldn't pick either team because both their colors are red, white, and blue. The Patriots have a little gray in there, too, but mostly, they're Old Glory all the way. That's as good of proof as I've seen that the man is dangerous."
True that, Jasper. We already new the color blind were dangerous for denying the red, white, and blue of our flag. But if a normally sighted man can't endorse one of two teams wearing those sacred colors, then it's a sure sign he's a Muslim sleeper agent bent on destroying America from the inside out.
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